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MisterIodine
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"He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright.
He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
You ain't gonna jump no more!"
Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die!
"It feels like flying!
But maybe we're dying
A cosmic confluence of
Pyramids hologrammed"
"Why so blue,
You know I'll be true,
And now, I'll make slivers, out of you!"
"Believe me, darling
The stars were made for falling!
Like melting obelisks
As tall as another realm!"
"It's Now & Never
A reverie endeavor
Awaits somnambulant directives
To take the helm"
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I was unarguably innocent last Tuesday between the hours of 9 P.M. and 10 P.M., I would be able to wash these inexplicable stains of blood out of my clothes.
When me and the boys are playing Fall Guys and chill then suddenly we're in the final round and things get real
Afton! I have discovered your hiding spot! It's here on this stite! 'gestures to stite'
Quickly! Bring forth the holy hand grenade!
I just want you to know I burst out laughing at the sight of your profile picture. Are you the man behind the slaughter? >:0
Sorry that I haven't been posting a lot! I've just had a lot to do with work and everything. I swear that posts will come eventually!
I have returned!
I've lived in Texas all my life, and I have never, ever known about some of the weird names for some of the small towns.
Some names for example:
Oatmeal, Texas
Nameless, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas
Nixon, Texas
Mineral, Texas
City-By- The Sea, Texas (Which is a coastal city. How creative.)
And many, many more.
This state is so weird. I love it.
I'm actually dying
Prove me wrong! -
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