Silas
The Uncultivated
I'm not very good at introductions. Is anybody? I suppose some people are, but I find them awkward. Should I actually introduce myself? I'm practically wearing a nametag. I feel like there is an undue amount of pressure to make a good first impression, so I overcompensate by trying to say something profound. Or maybe I just did.
I think this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you about myself. My favorite color is green. I like to sleep with the window open. I hate my job. I don't exercise enough, and I have an unhealthy diet.
Alright. Time to wrap this thing up. Ironically, as awkward as I am at introductions, you'd think I'd be more graceful at departures. Alas, I am not. So, thank you for reading and try not to judge me too harshly. If you ever have to ask yourself whether I am joking or being serious, it's probably the former. I'm not good at talking about myself but feel free to ask questions. I'm happy to be here and am looking forward to getting to know some of you.
I think this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you about myself. My favorite color is green. I like to sleep with the window open. I hate my job. I don't exercise enough, and I have an unhealthy diet.
Alright. Time to wrap this thing up. Ironically, as awkward as I am at introductions, you'd think I'd be more graceful at departures. Alas, I am not. So, thank you for reading and try not to judge me too harshly. If you ever have to ask yourself whether I am joking or being serious, it's probably the former. I'm not good at talking about myself but feel free to ask questions. I'm happy to be here and am looking forward to getting to know some of you.