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[Shadras]

Hahahaha, well, I can't help with Amazon. No might of mere man can conquer its sixteen different firewalls.

 

[Saiko]

Lel. I'd say it would take 17 hackers to get into their mainframe.

 

[Shadras]

Hmmm, I may know a total eighteen odd friends who might be up to that challenge.

 

[Saiko]

Make a bet that they can't do in 19 minutes. Then that money is yours.

 

[Shadras]

Well, it'll take me at least twenty days to gather them all. Not to mention all the team-building that needs to be done.

 

[Saiko]

Don't worry, I have 21 tutors for the team building.

 

[Shadras]

Oh good! Seems I'll be relying on you 22 times over. Once for the five cents, 21 for the total tutors.

 

[Saiko]

No need. I help people free 23 times before I ask for payment. Im generous that way.

 

[Shadras]

Nice! But what do you charge for the 24th time?

 

[Saiko]

About 25 bucks.

 

[Shadras]

Oh, that is cheap. I was thinking that you'd at least ask for 26 souls.

 

[Saiko]

Nah, I don't like souls. They taste like 27 rats.

 

[Shadras]

Rats are quite good when cooked properly. But you need 28 of them to be filling.

 

[Saiko]

Butt rats are big! I think your thinking of 29 mice.

 

[Shadras]

No no! I mean 30 rats. There has to be enough that they could eat you. Makes it interesting.

 

[Saiko]

If you want something to eat you, get 31 hungry dogs.

 

[Shadras]

Nah, I want a horror battle, not an unfair massacre. I'll use 32 cats to distract them.

 

[Saiko]

That's fair. Hey, we should make a movie out of that. But we will need 33 actors, and this ain't Las Vegas.

 

[Shadras]

Luckily, I happen to know 34 random people who are desperate for spontaneous parts in anything resembling a movie.

 

[Saiko]

Nice. And we will need 35 people for the background.