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[ThatAverageGuy]

Chibi-Robo noticed that everyone started to attack the door. He wanted to try and contribute, so he got up and walked to where everyone else was. All of a sudden his arm began to morph into a blaster. He charged it up and began to fire at the door. However because of its small size it did nothing, so he eventually gave up.

@Crow
@anyone​

 

[Takumi]

"I think a boner means you really like something! For example: I have boners for carrots!"

"No you don't. You don't at all."

@Takumi​

“A boner is something guys get when they see someone attractive.” Grif paused for a moment and looked over to Sarge as he continued to shoot at the door.

“...or in Sarge’s case it’s when he’s just shooting at random shit.”
​

As Sarge was pushed to the back of the room from the sheer force of the missile, he seemed to snap out of his little episode after falling onto the ground. Sarge soon stood up with his shotgun in hand, staring at the door and heavily anticipating the smoke clearing.

“Did we get it?” He asked as he awaited the smoke to clear.

@Atomic Knight @Crow @Takumi @Siege​

“Can girls even get boners? I mean... maybe if they tried hard enough then they could somehow replicate that feeling or...”

“I’m reading too deep into this, aren’t I?”

“Grif, I didn’t think I could be more disappointed in you than I already was, yet you managed to find a way. Congratu-fucking-lations, dirtbag.”

@Takumi​

「Huh? You don't even know that? Every high school student should know that though, right?」Kumagawa said in reply to Stardust, though it was hard to tell if he legitimately couldn't tell if she was a robot or not.

He also didn't seem to be too worried about the possibility of being stuck here, without food or water. There was only a slight glance towards the explosions and racket at the door before he looked back at the group he'd wandered into after the situation with Nathan had fizzled out. When Gumi spoke up, however, he raised a hand to his chin.

「Well, she's not totally wrong, purple-hair.」

@Takumi @Yun Lee @etc​

"I'm not a student, I'm an android idol, so is Gumi and Gakupo, and the rest over there." she pointed out the vocaloids and one utauloid as she overheard the explanations and whatnot.

She didn't really get it, but she got enough. Maybe.

"Oh, okay!" she responded in a rather chopper tone before looking at the damaged door. "Oh wow, that door's strong...hey, whoever's driving this ship pr whatever we're on has to notice that something's off back here at some point, right?" she pondered before glancing at Gakupo has he warned them about the use of the new word.

"O-oh, my bad." Stardust said once she realized that it was a bad word if perverts used it.

Like Gakupo...and Sarge apparently.


Meiji held back a snicker at how Gumi was quick tp bring up Gakupo being a pervert.
"Don't worry Gakupo, I doubt some of us will say it anymore." she wasn't really sure about the other Vocaloids.

@Yun Lee @Kaykay @Raptor Jesus​

 

[Minerva]

Gakupo promptly grabbed Gumi and shuffled her back to their little group. "Gumi, you're not allowed to talk to any of these people ever again."

"Awww, but I'm having fun! Learning new words, too! I don't get why bone-mmph!"

Gakupo covered Gumi's mouth and looked to all the Vocaloids around him. "Never, EVER, use that word, girls. Trust me. Only perverts use it."

Gumi pulled Gakupo's hand down. "Perverts like you, yeah?"

"...I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm with you on the whole rocket thing, Elliot."

@Takumi @Kaykay @Gummi Bunnies @Atomic Knight​

Zero Two walked over, placed her arm on Gakupo’s shoulder, and spoke.“There’s nothing wrong with being a pervert. Perverts make good Franxx pilots.” she said quietly and with her mischevious tone of voice

 

[Raptor Jesus]

「Huh? You don't even know that? Every high school student should know that though, right?」Kumagawa said in reply to Stardust, though it was hard to tell if he legitimately couldn't tell if she was a robot or not.

He also didn't seem to be too worried about the possibility of being stuck here, without food or water. There was only a slight glance towards the explosions and racket at the door before he looked back at the group he'd wandered into after the situation with Nathan had fizzled out. When Gumi spoke up, however, he raised a hand to his chin.

「Well, she's not totally wrong, purple-hair.」

@Takumi @Yun Lee @etc​

“Well, clearly that girl is an android built for monetary gain.” Sarge said, stating it like it was an obvious fact.

@Kaykay @Takumi
​

As the dust cleared, the group could see that the door had been damaged but had not been broken through. The room was made of sturdy stuff indeed.

At hearing the boner talk, Elliot grumbled. "A shame the rocket did not kill us," he said.

@Raptor Jesus @Takumi @Yun Lee @Siege @Otto @Crow @Everyone​

“Yeah, tell me about it. If we were dead, I could finally get some fucking rest.” Grif replied.

Grif was also amazed at how Sarge’s dumb comment sparked a whole a conversation about erections, but he was also too lazy to put a stop to it.
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Peter Quill

" I am sure that some honey would make it feel better. I have not seen anything that happened to make it worse," he said. He paused and noticed the broken keypad and walked over to where it was and examined it. Maybe he could pull some wires. "I don't think cursing the door will help much," he said to Nathan.

@Atomic Knight @Space_Candy @Yun Lee @Minerva

Nathan looked back at Quill, still frustrated.

"I can shoot it!" he knew it was stupid and irrational, but the gun was all he had.

@Lucky @Atomic Knight @Everyone

“Uh... yeah, if a shotgun and a fucking rocket launcher didn’t do shit to the door, then I doubt some dinky pistol will do much either.”

Zero Two walked over, placed her arm on Gakupo’s shoulder, and spoke.“There’s nothing wrong with being a pervert. Perverts make good Franxx pilots.” she said quietly and with her mischevious tone of voice

“I mean, to be fair, Sarge was just referring to the act of murder giving him a boner, and not anyone here.”

“Yeah, I’m a lot of things, but I certainly am not a pervert.”

“Wait... why am I defending you?” Grif asked, sounding genuinely confused.

“I dunno... Stockholm Syndrome?”​

@Takumi @Minerva @Space_Candy @Siege @Lucky @Atomic Knight @Whoever​

 

[Archmage Jeremiah]

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Titus glanced in the direction of the small pink creature wobbling about, assuming it to be some exotic pet. Though, when Vader stepped in with his analysis, the space marine stared him down, pondering his words. In all his centuries of service, the captain did not encounter anything that would shatter his concept of what is 'real'. Even in the face of heretics, mutants and aliens that scramble to pick away at the unprotected worlds of the Imperium, the Ultramarine does not let his will be so easily shattered by their strange technology and wicked magics - as a Space Marine should. There is nothing in the galaxy that could hope to outsmart a bolt and a chainsword, for they are the ultimate communicators of the Emperor's will and fury. Titus sees himself as an instrument of that will, orchestrating the defense and protection of Mankind against the horrors of the stars.

But this. This was something that prompted the marine to question his senses, pondering if he had actually fallen to one of the abomniable daemons aboard the Inquisitor's ship and is actually standing in some bizarre, twisted perception of the afterlife. It seemed as if the Emperor would not let the humble captain rest so easy, however, because this was most certainly real, and he was most certainly a long ways away from what was comfortable.

Disconnected from the Imperium. Freed from the clutches of accusation upon his name, but yet so far from the light of the Astronomican and the beacon of Ultramar.

So far from the truth.

". . .So, it's true, then. I am alone here?"

Titus asked nobody with a hollow voice, before shaking his head and turning to Samus and Vader.

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". . .Perhaps not. You two seem as confused as I, so we are in the same predicament. I don't know where you come from and whether you serve the Emperor or something else, but it seems we're all forced to expand our horizons on this day," the captain spoke in a calm, reasoned voice. This is a challenge he must overcome - the first step being to put aside the hatreds fused into his mind. The mountain rest a hand on his chest-plate, introducing himself.

It sounded like he wasn't used to introductions.

"I am Captain Titus, of the Ultramarines 2nd Company. You are. . .?"

@Archmage Jeremiah @Jeremi @Anyone around​

"Glad to hear you're acclimating," Samus commented, despite her modulated tone being wholly incapable of conveying joy.

"My name is Samus Aran, Intergalactic Bounty Hunter," she introduced herself, appearing at ease with her back straightened out and her head held high.

@CrunchyCHEEZIT @Jeremi @anyone listening in​

 

[Jeremi]

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Titus glanced in the direction of the small pink creature wobbling about, assuming it to be some exotic pet. Though, when Vader stepped in with his analysis, the space marine stared him down, pondering his words. In all his centuries of service, the captain did not encounter anything that would shatter his concept of what is 'real'. Even in the face of heretics, mutants and aliens that scramble to pick away at the unprotected worlds of the Imperium, the Ultramarine does not let his will be so easily shattered by their strange technology and wicked magics - as a Space Marine should. There is nothing in the galaxy that could hope to outsmart a bolt and a chainsword, for they are the ultimate communicators of the Emperor's will and fury. Titus sees himself as an instrument of that will, orchestrating the defense and protection of Mankind against the horrors of the stars.

But this. This was something that prompted the marine to question his senses, pondering if he had actually fallen to one of the abomniable daemons aboard the Inquisitor's ship and is actually standing in some bizarre, twisted perception of the afterlife. It seemed as if the Emperor would not let the humble captain rest so easy, however, because this was most certainly real, and he was most certainly a long ways away from what was comfortable.

Disconnected from the Imperium. Freed from the clutches of accusation upon his name, but yet so far from the light of the Astronomican and the beacon of Ultramar.

So far from the truth.

". . .So, it's true, then. I am alone here?"

Titus asked nobody with a hollow voice, before shaking his head and turning to Samus and Vader.

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". . .Perhaps not. You two seem as confused as I, so we are in the same predicament. I don't know where you come from and whether you serve the Emperor or something else, but it seems we're all forced to expand our horizons on this day," the captain spoke in a calm, reasoned voice. This is a challenge he must overcome - the first step being to put aside the hatreds fused into his mind. The mountain rest a hand on his chest-plate, introducing himself.

It sounded like he wasn't used to introductions.

"I am Captain Titus, of the Ultramarines 2nd Company. You are. . .?"

@Archmage Jeremiah @Jeremi @Anyone around​

"Darth Vader of the Galactic Empire," Came Vader's response back to Titus. While allies and friends were not something he was seeking, perhaps a body or two between himself and any foe that they might face. "I believe holding together could be...lucrative." Samus introducing herself as a bounty hunter made Vader even more interested.

"Perhaps if you do your job well, bounty hunter. There will be some credits waiting for you when this is all over."

Vader chose to ignore everything else that was happening around him. The scared boy, trying to breech the door. It was obvious that anyone who had the technology to bring all of them here through time and space had the necessary tools to keep them in here for as long as they pleased. One thing he did find curious though was the very feeling to the Force. The Force is an entity that is supposed to be all around them but here...it was quite concerning.​

@CrunchyCHEEZIT @Archmage Jeremiah

 

[Raptor Jesus]

"Glad to hear you're acclimating," Samus commented, despite her modulated tone being wholly incapable of conveying joy.

"My name is Samus Aran, Intergalactic Bounty Hunter," she introduced herself, appearing at ease with her back straightened out and her head held high.

@CrunchyCHEEZIT @Jeremi @anyone listening in​

“Did you just say bounty hunter?”
Sarge asked, his ears practically perking up as he heard Samus mention of her occupation.

“Mr. Samus, I’m willing to pay you twenty dollars, plus two nickels and a quarter, to mercilessly slaughter Grif.” Sarge said, tugging out the exact change to prove he was a man of his word.

@Archmage Jeremiah @Jeremi @CrunchyCHEEZIT​

 

[Crow]

Chibi-Robo noticed that everyone started to attack the door. He wanted to try and contribute, so he got up and walked to where everyone else was. All of a sudden his arm began to morph into a blaster. He charged it up and began to fire at the door. However because of its small size it did nothing, so he eventually gave up.

@Crow
@anyone​

"I suppose that my Minicon is more- hmmm, I wonder..."

Starscream alters his hands into blasters, firing a mixture of highly-heated energy blasts and concussives at the dented, damaged area created by the missile, seeing if at least a small hole of a few centimetres could be formed at the spot.

"Swindle," Starscream says to Chibi-Robo, "stand by for deployment. I have a plan, and you're the star of the show."

Starscream continued to shoot.

"Am I the only one with anything remotely explosive here?"

@ThatAverageGuy @Atomic Knight

@Archmage Jeremiah @Siege @Alex Azure @Takumi @Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Kaykay @etcetcetc​

 

[Raynar Saassin]

"Progress," Starscream smiled as he walked towards the door and scratched the damaged area with his nails, "this barrier is sturdy indeed, but how sturdy is it, truly? Especially after my beating upon it."

Starscream turns to the others as a missile reloads.

"It would be rather impolite for me to have all the fun. Why not we see what all of you are capable of? This door isn't going to break itself, after all," Starscream moves out of the way to allow others to unleash their strikes on the already worn-out portions of the door, while waiting for the appropriate time to unleash a second strike.

"You're panicking a bit too hard, boy," Starscream places his hand on Nathan's shoulder, "a sliver of hope and a sign of our fruits of labour paying off are before us. Do what you can to help, now will you?"

Vert couldn't help but laugh at the predicament that had beset everyone. The temptation to just beat up a door that clearly wasn't going to open was definitely something to consider. She then decided to give in to the temptation and looked towards Gapuko, but declared her statement loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Looks like you and everyone else here will get a taste of my abilities firsthand. Time for you to experience the true power of a Goddess. Access!" She declared as all of a sudden the room would start to illuminate in a green light as Vert was engulfed in it entirely! As the transformation occurred, she started getting taller and a particular area of her body grew?! After another few seconds, the light ended, and arose in it's place was almost another woman entirely! If Gapuko were to notice or if anyone else were to notice, Vert had an upgrade from an F to a G Cup from this transformation.

"Hmm~ I haven't had to transform in quite a while. The last I remember entering Hard Drive Divinity was when I had to help Neptune defeat Arfoire. Oh well. Guess it's time to use it once more." The woman exclaimed as she struck a offensive pose towards the door and prepared herself. "To those of you unaware, I am Lady Green Heart, and my human form before this was known as Vert. Now, let's see how this door stands up to the power of a Goddess."

"Sylhet Spear!" In one of her hands spawned forth a magical spear with extreme strength, and she launched it straight towards the door to hopefully penetrate it!

@Atomic Knight @Yun Lee @Space_Candy @Lucky @Raptor Jesus @ThatAverageGuy @Minerva @Kaykay @Takumi @Jeremi @everyoneElse​

 

[Sleepwalker]

It took Rin a while to find her phone, neglecting to introduce herself to everyone else or even listen in the process, but she finally found the phone and immediately dialed Len’s number.
“Len? Where are you now?....Please leave a message? But, what...Ahh, Stupid phone!”
It couldn’t connect, leaving only a voicemail message, which was peculiar since Len’s number usually dialed even if no one replied, which means it’s the system fault. Putting it away and sighing, Rin looked up at everyone. She was enjoying the con and all, but she preferred local company. She gathered around the door, watching Vert’s bust go from large to even larger. She just started in shock, first, who has those powers, two, why was the door locked, three, what’s with the large breasts? Turning back to the crowd she smiled.

“Ahem, Since I haven’t introduced myself, I’ll say it now, I’m Rin Kagamine, an android part of the Vocaloid company! What is the matter with everything? This feel, it’s a bit intense for a convention right?”
@Raynar Saassin @Yun Lee @Everyone?​

 

[Raynar Saassin]

It took Rin a while to find her phone, neglecting to introduce herself to everyone else or even listen in the process, but she finally found the phone and immediately dialed Len’s number.
“Len? Where are you now?....Please leave a message? But, what...Ahh, Stupid phone!”
It couldn’t connect, leaving only a voicemail message, which was peculiar since Len’s number usually dialed even if no one replied, which means it’s the system fault. Putting it away and sighing, Rin looked up at everyone. She was enjoying the con and all, but she preferred local company. She gathered around the door, watching Vert’s bust go from large to even larger. She just started in shock, first, who has those powers, two, why was the door locked, three, what’s with the large breasts? Turning back to the crowd she smiled.

“Ahem, Since I haven’t introduced myself, I’ll say it now, I’m Rin Kagamine, an android part of the Vocaloid company! What is the matter with everything? This feel, it’s a bit intense for a convention right?”

"Rin Kagamine... Where have I heard that one before..." Green Heart muttered under her breath when the Vocaloid introduced herself. "Hmm... Well, it's nice to make your acquaintance, Rin. I'm sure from my display just then that you are aware of my name?"

@MelodyMeister​

 

[Sleepwalker]

“Vert, isn’t it? What a weird name. Oh, so what are you doing right now? I just woke up in what Gumi called a convention, with you guys. I find it really strange I can’t contact anyone though.”
Being a physically young girl, Rin was fairly clueless about what was going on, all that not-so innocent songs she sang didn’t change that fact. She smiled and waved at Vert, but her eyes were staring right at the Goddess’s bust in slight jealously, Her own bust was tiny.
“Heard of my name? Of course you have! I’m the diva that’s just held a concert! And I’ve been around long enough to have a fan base, thank you very much! Although, to be honest, I hate that some of my fans are perverted or so dumb! Seriously, I have more songs than that overrated Meltdown! Err...I’m sorry ‘about that. So er...How are you then?”
Being a singer has really boosted her self-esteem, likely to the point of arrogance!
@Raynar Saassin​

 

[Raynar Saassin]

“Vert, isn’t it? What a weird name. Oh, so what are you doing right now? I just woke up in what Gumi called a convention, with you guys. I find it really strange I can’t contact anyone though.”
Being a physically young girl, Rin was fairly clueless about what was going on, all that not-so innocent songs she sang didn’t change that fact. She smiled and waved at Vert, but her eyes were staring right at the Goddess’s bust in slight jealously, Her own bust was tiny.
“Heard of my name? Of course you have! I’m the diva that’s just held a concert! And I’ve been around long enough to have a fan base, thank you very much! Although, to be honest, I hate that some of my fans are perverted or so dumb! Seriously, I have more songs than that overrated Meltdown! Err...I’m sorry ‘about that. So er...How are you then?”
Being a singer has really boosted her self-esteem, likely to the point of arrogance!

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"Well... To put things simply, we're trying to bust open this door at the moment. I must admit that the temptation to join the ones responsible for such an act is beyond me. However something must be done in order for them to just stop doing that, and I suppose it's to join them." Green Heart exclaimed, sporting a serious tone to her voice rather than her usual tone when she isn't transformed. She then noticed that Rin kept staring at her bust in a jealous manner, and couldn't help but point it out. "Hmhm. It would seem that even the girls are jealous of my assets. Like that one Goddess back home, even people in the multiverse cannot help but stare in jealousy, wishing their bust was as beautiful as mine~"

@MelodyMeister​

 

[Raptor Jesus]

"I suppose that my Minicon is more- hmmm, I wonder..."

Starscream alters his hands into blasters, firing a mixture of highly-heated energy blasts and concussives at the dented, damaged area created by the missile, seeing if at least a small hole of a few centimetres could be formed at the spot.

"Swindle," Starscream says to Chibi-Robo, "stand by for deployment. I have a plan, and you're the star of the show."

Starscream continued to shoot.

"Am I the only one with anything remotely explosive here?"

@ThatAverageGuy @Atomic Knight

@Archmage Jeremiah @Siege @Alex Azure @Takumi @Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Kaykay @etcetcetc​

Vert couldn't help but laugh at the predicament that had beset everyone. The temptation to just beat up a door that clearly wasn't going to open was definitely something to consider. She then decided to give in to the temptation and looked towards Gapuko, but declared her statement loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Looks like you and everyone else here will get a taste of my abilities firsthand. Time for you to experience the true power of a Goddess. Access!" She declared as all of a sudden the room would start to illuminate in a green light as Vert was engulfed in it entirely! As the transformation occurred, she started getting taller and a particular area of her body grew?! After another few seconds, the light ended, and arose in it's place was almost another woman entirely! If Gapuko were to notice or if anyone else were to notice, Vert had an upgrade from an F to a G Cup from this transformation.

"Hmm~ I haven't had to transform in quite a while. The last I remember entering Hard Drive Divinity was when I had to help Neptune defeat Arfoire. Oh well. Guess it's time to use it once more." The woman exclaimed as she struck a offensive pose towards the door and prepared herself. "To those of you unaware, I am Lady Green Heart, and my human form before this was known as Vert. Now, let's see how this door stands up to the power of a Goddess."

"Sylhet Spear!" In one of her hands spawned forth a magical spear with extreme strength, and she launched it straight towards the door to hopefully penetrate it!

@Atomic Knight @Yun Lee @Space_Candy @Lucky @Raptor Jesus @ThatAverageGuy @Minerva @Kaykay @Takumi @Jeremi @everyoneElse​

“You know, we could just give up. I say we give up.” Grif suggested.

“What are you talking about, Private Grif? The door is nearly open! Just a few more hits and we’ll be outta this merry-go-round!”

“But the thing is Sarge, we didn’t. But hey, we tried our best, and no one could possibly ask more of us.”

@Crow @Raynar Saassin @MelodyMeister ​

 

[ThatAverageGuy]

"I suppose that my Minicon is more- hmmm, I wonder..."

Starscream alters his hands into blasters, firing a mixture of highly-heated energy blasts and concussives at the dented, damaged area created by the missile, seeing if at least a small hole of a few centimetres could be formed at the spot.

"Swindle," Starscream says to Chibi-Robo, "stand by for deployment. I have a plan, and you're the star of the show."

Starscream continued to shoot.

"Am I the only one with anything remotely explosive here?"

@ThatAverageGuy @Atomic Knight

@Archmage Jeremiah @Siege @Alex Azure @Takumi @Yun Lee @Raptor Jesus @Kaykay @etcetcetc​

Chibi-Robo understood the plan. He quickly put his blaster up and got away from the blast zone waiting to see if it work.

@Crow

@anyone​

 

[Siege]

"Well, I could try." Krystal said. She added fire power with her blaster and staff, the power from both shots equal to about a light punch from Superman.

@Everyone

 

[Raptor Jesus]

"Well, I could try." Krystal said. She added fire power with her blaster and staff, the power from both shots equal to about a light punch from Superman.

@Everyone

“You’re wasting your time, y’know.” Grif chimed rather nihlistically. “If the missile from the roided up Lopez over there didn’t do anything to the door other than leave a small dent in it, then I doubt some dumb pistol or an equally dumb staff will do much else.”

@Siege @Crow @Raynar Saassin ​

 

[Siege]

“You’re wasting your time, y’know.” Grif chimed rather nihlistically. “If the missile from the roided up Lopez over there didn’t do anything to the door other than leave a small dent in it, then I doubt some dumb pistol or an equally dumb staff will do much else.”

@Siege @Crow @Raynar Saassin ​

"Shut up you idiot, before I blow your head off." Krystal snapped.

@Raptor Jesus @Crow @Everyone

 

[Raptor Jesus]

"Shut up you idiot, before I blow your head off." Krystal snapped.

@Raptor Jesus @Crow @Everyone

“A Blue wanting to kill Grif? I don’t like the idea of supporting a Blue, but she makes an enticing offer.”

“Hey, at least if she kills me, I won’t have to take orders from you anymore.” Grif replied with a shrug.

“You don’t even listen to my orders to begin with, ya orange bastard!”

“Yeah, but I meant more in the sense that I won’t have to listen to you try to give me orders anymore.”

@Siege​

 

[ThatAverageGuy]

Chibi-Robo ran over to Krystal, Sarge, and Grif and attempted to get them to stop arguing. He pointed to the door trying to say that it is the only thing that matters at the moment, not all this senseless arguing

@Siege @Raptor Jesus

@anyone @Crow​