How Green Becomes Wood

When the twins came home, Dark, Daizi, Cooger, and Ivy were all in the living room together.

"No, you cannot stand on the couch."

"I gotta get higher than her somehow! The pole is only so long!"

"You are too heavy for the couch, you will break it."

"Please, I know what y'all get up to. Just standing ain't nothing."

"We have a step-ladder," Daizi laughed, "Just go get that."

"No step-ladder tell me what to do, it ain't my real ladder."
 
"We're home!" both twins called louder than needed to make certain all the adults knew they were there.

"Mama, Ba, I got you something!" Alec called. He grinned and added, "You, too, Uncle Cooger!"
 
"We're all in the living room!" Cooger called out, "We're debating where's the best place to stand to lure your sister. What did you bring home for me?"

Dark glanced at Daizi who rubbed the back of her neck before the pair of them got up and went over, "You really didn't have to bring us home anything," She said warmly.
 
"I know, but I wanted to!" Alec said cheerfully and presented the bouquet to her. "I'm afraid the flowers aren't greatly scenty, but there are a lot of different types! Uncle Tristan gave me a discount for being an employee and putting it together myself." He waited until Daizi had taken the bouquet before reaching into his loose jacket and carefully extracting a tiny bundle of half a dozen not-yet-blooming roses tied together with a colorful rainbow ribbon. "This is for you. I thought you might have someone who would like them.

Xander stuck the box-vase-things next to the stairs where no one would trip over them but they'd be remembered to take upstairs.
 
"These are lovely, thank you," Daizi smiled, feeling the variety of the blooms, "Thank you." Dark watched Xander take the boxes and passed one hand over his beard.

Cooger took the flowers, "You're breaking my heart, kid, here I thought ya wanted to give me something. Not that you wanted to give me something to give to someone else."
 
"I'm giving you the gift of favor with the woman you intensely like, if not love," Alec told him grandly. "For surely, with these blooms, you will earn that favor! And with good favor comes great power."
 
"...okay kid." Cooger replied, "I love ya, but you gotta stop watching so many soap operas. Didn't we decide I was free from having my love life meddled with?"

"No, you lost that bet," Daizi pointed out, "Dark and I are free from having our affection criticized."

"Shit. Well I still don't like it."
 
Alec giggled. "Fine, then keep the flowers for yourself - they do suit you - and lose out on the favor."

"Hey, why were you looking for something to stand on? How's the baby fishing going?" Xander asked, coming in.
 
"You know what, I will, 'cause I've got more experience in relationships than you do," Cooger grumbled, going to find water to put them in for the time being.

"We finally convinced your father it was worth trying, but when we try just standing in the room, she crawls over to us and stands up that way," Daizi explained, "So we need to make ourselves higher up so she doesn't notice we're the ones dangling the toy."

"Basically, she is clever."
 
"Is that an invitation to come to you for relationship advice?" Alec asked with a mischievous smile.

"What if one person distracts her while another person holds out the pole around a corner or something?" Xander suggested. "I mean, even if she uses you to stand up, she still can't reach the toy unless she walks or crawls to it, right?"
 
"Why would you do that given the fact you've clearly got no faith in me?" Cooger asked, "I keep saying we gotta go outside, put 'er in the grass, and use the fishing pole over the porch so she can't see us at all."

"We are not trying to get her to walk, we are trying to get her to stand up on her own." Dark said.
 
"I thought you were trying to get her to walk," Xander said, puzzled. "I thought walking happened first? Besides, basically everyone uses stuff to help them stand up."
 
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