Alec settled back. "So did I, but what was I to do? Pretend I didn't know this person who looked exactly like me? We were completely indistinguishable from each other until fourth grade, and even then, most people still had trouble. Anyway!"
Xander groaned, "You're going to keep going?"
"Allergy season!" Alec announced.
"I've gone invisible and soundless, haven't I? I no longer exist on your plane of existance."
"I am sure that by now you can guess where this is going. While neither of us are horrid sufferers of pollen, it does tickle the nose, particularly when you are in the habit of ejecting random things out of that orifice." Alec gave a shorter pause now before stating flatly, "He sneezed. It was a gloriously disgusting and messy sneeze that positively coated half of our fellow students. Not only students, though, that would have been disgusting but not so bad. No, the vice principal of the school happened to be walking by, and some two weeks earlier, Xander had happened to leave a pudding cup on her chair. Both incidents complete accidents, of course, but preventable, and the dear woman had just bought herself a lovely new outfit. The same outfit he sneezed milk all over. Naturally, he ended up in the principal's office, and our mum got called. She was absolutely furious at the food wastage and what she called an abuse of our body's natural functions, so that ended that. Oh, and the fact that he had a bloody nose for almost two hours following that incident, which he then somehow got onto the principal's arm." Alec triumphantly tugged a block free, and the whole tower dramatically toppled down around them.
"Riviting. You make history come alive," Xander said dryly.