"Like Thor but Eastern." Dark repeated, with a low chuckle, "I should be worried young women react to me like that."
"You have that effect on all women," Daizi replied, but lowered herself further into the water and did her best to angle her back towards the shore, "I wonder what they would do if they knew we overheard their plan to sneak into our family to win you over."
"They called me a dilf."
Dropping her voice so the twins wouldn't overhear, Daizi said, "You are. That's how we got our daughter."
"I am not sure I was a father yet, then." Dark replied, slipping nearer to her,.
"Hm..." Daizi sighed deeply, running her finger along the sun screen of Ivy's pool float, "I don't really think that matters. I can change the first letter of the acronym to anything, it'd still be true."
"Is that so?" He asked in a low voice, but then more parts of their conversation popped back into his head, "Wait, they said I might go through a midlife crisis and be with them. I am not old enough to have a midlife crisis, that is for people who are middle aged, I am only--"
"...Goose..."
"I am not even forty yet, people do not have midlife crises until they are at least fifty." Dark huffed.
She squeezed his shoulder, "At least they think you're hot."
"They think you are hot too," He pointed out, "We are a very attractive family."
She let him put his arm around her waist and pull her in to kiss her cheek, but then she moved away, moving in front of Ivy's float to talk to her, "I like the one didn't notice you originally because she was too busy admiring how cute Ivy is," She stroked Ivy underneath her chin, grinning when another wave made her baby laugh hard, "I bet she is the cutest baby on the beach!"
Dark nodded, coming around to her side and squatting down in the water, eye level with Ivy, "I have seen everyone else on the beach, and I can certify, there is not a cuter baby within a ten-mile radius. If I had to guess, there is not a cuter baby in the region, but I have not done that legwork. Do you like swimming in the water, Miss Ivy-Qadira? Is it really fun? It is!?"