"When you become a parent, or at least I experienced this, so much of your life and your thoughts become focused on your children, and they become the majority of what you are interested in talking about, because you are so proud of them." He stared up at the ceiling, "Teenagers, people are more interested in, typically, because they have hobbies, they are relatable. But babies are boring. They are incredibly boring. Until," He held up one finger, "it is your own baby. Then they are the most fascinating person alive. But because the baby is still boring to everyone else, parents talk to other parents about their babies, just so they can excise this desire to talk about it. Or so I was told, but this was my first time attempting to talk to another parent of a current baby." He grinned as much as he ever did, "Ivy is cuter, by the way."