How Green Becomes Wood

Dark only shook his head while Daizi carried on the conversation, "I'm still a bit jealous, honestly. I keep telling Dark he should let me have a go, but he keeps telling me I can't until I have my license. If it was still this amazing, enchanting thing for you, I'd tell him to let you drive to the burger place."
 
Dark sighed slightly, but willingly handed his keys over to Xander, by now trusting him to be able to not immediately get into an accident. Of course, that didn't stop him from saying, "If you scratch it, I am going to make you pay to replace it."
 
With a stretch, Daizi said, "Dark should, he's taller than I am, so he could make better use of the legroom up there. And I'm sure he'll want to keep an eye over things."

Dark nearly pointed out that there might actually be more room in the back once Xander moved his own seat back, but then decided to wave it off and take the front--it was a short enough drive, anyway.
 
Xander grinned and said no more. Once they were in the car with him in the driver's seat, he took his time making sure the seat was in a comfortable position and the mirrors where he could see properly. Then he allowed himself one internal shiver of glee before he started up the car and pulled out.

One incredibly safe stretch of driving later, and he pulled into a parking spot at the burger joint. "We're here! And not a scratch."
 
"Well done," Dark replied, getting out of the car, "Do not forget to put my seat back, because if you forget, I am never able to get into that car again."

"I think I only heard Dark's soul leave his body once, and it was brief," Daizi joked, shutting the door and going around to Dark's side so she could take his arm, "You know, Cooger once brought us to a Waffle House. That was the most American I have ever felt."
 
Daizi chuckled and went in with them. At the sight of the decor, Dark once again glanced down at Xander, but he wasn't going to be the one to back out. They had good grease?

Soon enough they were seated in a lovely booth by the window, and they sat next to each other so Xander could have his half all to himself.
 
It was a small place and a it run down, but clean. The upholstery may have been cracked, and the floors showed exactly where people had stood and walked for years upon years, but it was clean. The teens behind the counter were Xander's age or only a little older, but they were professional enough in taking the orders of the few people brave enough to enter the old building, and the prices were fair.

Xander sat back looking around the place. He'd been here exactly three times before. The first time had been with his mother after she'd landed one of her highest-paying jobs yet and wanted to celebrate. That had been a good time! That had been over five years ago. The next time he'd come here was with several of his fellow Judo students. It was one of those times when someone said, "Hey, let's go out after this and have fun!" Everyone had agreed, but when they got there, they realized they had nothing in common except Judo. It had been awkward, but they laughed it off. The last time had been with a couple of other students again. The three of them had come to discuss Judo-related stuff, things they wanted to talk about beyond when class ended. Simple times.

The food arrived, and the hamburgers were already slowly, deliberately seeping greasy juices through their wrapping papers. Xander grinned as he selected his fries and burger and set them on their own napkin in front of him. "What's the Arabic version of 'good eating?'" he asked Dark, watching his expression with amusement. "Like bon appétit in French?"
 
"Sahtein," Dark answered, "It means, literally, 'two healths,' and the response is ala-albak or ala-albik, depending on if you are speaking to a man or a woman, and it is 'to your heart.'"

"Sometimes in Egyptian Arabic we just say, balihuna walshafa, which just means 'enjoy.'" Daizi replied, thanking the server for her food. At her side, Dark looked down at the grease dripping from the burgers and then up at Xander again.

"I think I have to eat this with a knife and fork," He said simply.
 
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"Then ala-albak and ala-albik," Xander said, nodding to first one and then the other. He smirked at Dark and picked up his, dripping grease and all. "You'll be missing out on part of the experience, but however you get it into your mouth, fork or fingers, enjoy!" He used his wrapper to protect his hands from the grease - only somewhat successfully - and bit into it. It was amazingly juicy and bursting full of flavor! Even the grease had a delicious flavor. The lettuce and other veggies were crisp and fresh, too, adding crunch to the otherwise soft mess.
 
"I do not want to get grease into my beard," Dark replied, forseeing the disgusting mess his facial hair would become if he just started taking bites out of it.

Daizi was fully prepared to just dig in, but quickly withdrew her hand when she touched the burger, because she didn't expect it to feel---like that. She had eaten burgers before, obviously, she was close friends with Cooger, who probably came here all the time, but she didn't expect so much of it.

Still, they both steeled their nerves, tried it, and had to admit it did taste nice, although Dark did express concerns about it potentially causing a stomach ache later.
 
"Oh, yeah, it can totally screw you up inside, but if you just eat one now and then and stop the second you feel full, it's fine," Xander assured Dark. "This place is seriously the best place to come for people who tend to overeat or ignore their stomachs because it tastes awesome but will punish you if you ignore the 'stop now' signals."
 
"I don't think food should punish you!" Daizi laughed, sitting back and eating a fry.

"I have lived in the United States for a few months shy of twenty five years, and I still have not learned to understand your culture," Dark teased, shaking his head.
 
"Our culture is grease and either scraping by with a do-it-yourself mentality or hedonism," Xander said mildly. "There's not much to understand other than the lack of culture within the excess of culture." He chomped down on the burger happily before adding, "But we do make good grease! You can't fault our grease."
 
"I still do not understand good grease," Dark said, feeling as though he needed to wash his beard when he got home, even though he had managed to stay fairly clean.

"It does taste good, though," Daizi commented, delicately wiping her mouth, "It's nice occasionally."
 
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