The next day, Emma came to join Alec and Xander at their table. She plunked her tray down, sat, and said without further preamble, "My folks met your dad."
Alec paused right before taking a bite of his sandwich. "Uh. Okay."
"In the grocery store," Emma stated. "They said he looked like he was dressed up for a Halloween party."
"Okay?" Alec repeated.
"It's January," Emma stated. "In the grocery store. My parents were so confused! I know your house is all Gothic and spooky, but I didn't think they carried it out of the house."
Alec shrugged. "It's his freedom of expression. It's what both my parents love. It brings them joy."
Emma frowned. "That may be so, and maybe it works for some people, but now my parents are very worried about the kind of crowd your parents, and more specifically you, are into. They are concerned that maybe you are into some things that aren't safe."
Alec huffed and set down his sandwich. He was hungry! "Well, Emma, considering my parents and your parents are not the ones dating each other, I don't think it matters. My dad is a complete atheist, not a Satanist or whatever else you might label him as. He just likes the look."
Xander scooted back a bit and sipped his drink, watching them.
"Atheist is alright," Emma said thoughtfully. "I'll be sure to tell them. That will be good for them to hear. It'll ease the outfit shock."
Alec stared at her. "Would you date me if I was dressed like that?"
"You don't, so the point is moot."
"Would you?"
"No, because your book cover would be wrong. That's not you at all."
"Book cover?" Alec repeated. "Haven't you heard-"
"I will be cross with you I'd you say something about not judging books by their covers, because we do that, literally and figuratively, every day," Emma said shortly.
Alec closed his mouth.
Emma sighed and brushed her hair back. "You're so cranky today. I didn't come to argue with you or criticize your parents' life choices and styles. They are grown-ups. They can do what they want. I wanted to let you know that my parents are worried. They see gothic, emo, whatever looks, and they worry about the bad stereotypes. You know, drugs and sacrificing chickens and whatever. Having met them and gotten to see past the book cover, I can see that's not their type. You certainly aren't. But they are parents. Parents worry. You understand?"
Alec heaved a sigh. "Yes, I understand," he agreed dully.
"Good," Emma said with a sharp nod. "It's not a terrible thing. It just means you will have to prove to them that you aren't into the things they are worried about."
"How do I do that?" Alec asked, bewildered.
Emma hummed. "Actually, I think you're pretty good. Especially now that you toned down your own colorful look, you just look like a colorful person, like an artist. Artists can have bad stereotypes, too, but now you look like a responsible artist!"
"Oh. That's good, then," Alec agreed faintly.
"Very good," Emma said with a happy smile. "Your parents are a bit exaggerated in their personalities, but they seem like very nice people. As long as they are willing to calm it down a little when they meet my parents, then everything will be fine!"
"What if your parents upped their game instead?" Xander suggested.
Emma frowned at him. "You are not a part of this conversation, and that's a silly idea. It's like suggesting someone who has no spice tolerance should add more spice to a dish they are sharing with someone with a lot of spice tolerance."
"Or maybe they shouldn't share a dish?" Xander suggested.
Emma deliberately turned away from him. "Anyway, next week, I want you to come to my house for dinner," she told Alec. "You'll need to be on your best behavior because my dad is actually going to be in town still, which never happens, okay? And you'll have to be prepared for their questions and assumptions."
Alec nodded. "Okay. Now it makes sense why you were talking to me about my parents' stuff."
Emma patted his hand. "Don't worry. You are really special to me. I just want you to be the best you you can be! We just have to get you past my mother. Now, I'm sure you're hungry, so you eat, and I'll see you later. I have to go talk to Sarah about the chess club."
"Okay," Alec nodded.
Emma left, carrying her tray, leaving Alec with his sandwich.
Xander raised a brow at Alec. "Dude."
Alec scowled at him. "Shut up and let me eat."