How Green Becomes Wood

Dark had been in the kitchen eating a snack and watching Alec go back and forth, changing his clothes. When it looked like he had finally settled on a look, he said, "I like what you have decided on. It reminds me of Halloween."
 
Alec blinked and looked down at himself. "It does? Darn." He sighed and turned to head back upstairs. "Purple's out. Red's too aggressive. Brown, I think. That should be okay. I have something in brown, I think."
 
"It can be, but the only red shirt I have is way too blaringly red. Plus, it makes me look like a salsa dancer or something," Alec replied. He pulled off his shirt as he walked upstairs - currently wearing an undershirt - and changed into a brown T-shirt with a scale pattern. He was holding it out and frowning at it as he walked into the living room again, going to check out the window. "The animal print's a little weird, but I can keep my coat on. That will do it. I was hoping to skip the coat today."
 
"I thought you liked animal print?" Dark asked, confused. Personally, he didn't really like the brown-and-black mix, just broadly, but it wasn't his body so he wasn't going to bring it up, especially with how hard Alec struggled to decide what he wanted to wear, "What jacket are you planning on?"
 
"I do, but Emma thinks it's tacky," Alec said absently. He looked out the window for a bit and then went to fetch his jacket to show Dark. "The black one. Black on black, I know, not great, but it's warm and not horrendously bulky."
 
"I am not the sort to say there is an issue with black on black." Dark said simply, sitting back to think through what Alec had said before asking, "Does Emma often tell you what you should or shouldn't wear?"
 
Alec paused in his fiddling with his collar and frowned at Dark. "She doesn't tell me to do anything. She makes suggestions," he said caustically. "She's helping me to improve my image, just like you do when you say I'm wearing too many patterns together or something."
 
"Purple is not forbidden!" Alec said irritably. "I didn't say purple was forbidden. Purple and black look like Halloween colors, and we are well past Halloween. Plus, purple and red hair don't look good together for most people. She's right. It does look odd."
 
"Purple and yellow are complimentary colours, purple and red work together, at least in my opinion. I think some of the colours most suggested for red heads are purple and green, I know Rose wears a lot of purple." Dark responded, pushing his lunch to the side, "Will you also not wear green, because red and green are Christmas colours?"
 
Alec rolled his eyes in exasperation, irritated as Dark poked more and more at a tender topic. "Sure. Whatever. Sounds good to me. It doesn't work like that!"

A car pulled up outside and gave a tiny honk.

"My ride's here," Alec said, pulling on his coat and yanking up the zipper. Or trying to. He had to work it twice before it would work. "I'll be home later." He headed out the door without a proper goodbye.
 
Dark wanted to tell Alec the rules sounded very arbitrary and wanted to ask if Alec asks for Emma's opinion or if she always just gives it to him unbidden, but he was already out the door. But he would absolutely ask later. He did not like one of his children's partners controlling how they dressed. "Have a nice time." He said, and watched out the window to see which side of the street Alec was picked up at.
 
Since Emma was driving alone, she pulled up in front of the Necropolis, but farther up so that it almost looked like she was going to Lex's. Lex was working in her garage, and she paused when she noticed, watching the car and the two teens with interest. Alec and Emma shared a peck, and then Emma drove off, heading for the mall.

The pair walked hand in hand through the nearly empty mall, wandering past the shops without looking much. Alec was too busy talking to look. Emma nodded quietly as she listened to Alec semi-rant about the issues he’d been having with Dark. She didn’t say anything for the longest time, letting him talk until he started repeating himself.

“I think,” she said slowly, “that you are paranoid.”

Alec glanced at her askance. “Okay, of all the responses you could have had, that is not one I considered.”

“Well, paranoid might be a bit strong of a word, but think about it,” she said reasonably. “I’m your first girlfriend, right?”

Alec considered Crystal for a moment and then dismissed her. She didn’t count. “Yes.”

“And your folk are…” she mulled over her choices, “alternative. No one would ever label them as normal. You are probably the most ‘normal’ person in your family, and even you are a bit extra special. Me, on the other hand, I’m pretty sure no one would ever describe me or my family as anything but normal. As normal as a washing machine cycle. Normal people and exotic people don’t normally mix well, and you know my parents have expressed some worries about your family. Which they aren’t that worried about, I should tell you, it’s just parents being parents. So, in my opinion, you are so certain that your family won’t like my family and be maybe even more critical, you are reacting proactively. Striking out before they can strike you, metaphorically speaking. Maybe your parents don’t like me or my parents, or maybe they are fine with it. Who knows? But you don’t have to worry about it. Not really. Loads of people have trouble with their parents getting along, and it doesn’t ultimately matter, does it? If the two people who count are the ones making things work.”

Alec didn’t say anything for a bit as they walked past a shoe store. “That makes sense,” he said slowly. “Paranoid. You know, I think that might be some of the best advice you’ve ever given me.”

Emma gave him a smug look. “When I’m right, I’m right, aren’t I?”

“Yes,” Alec admitted. “You are right. You can be kind of mean about the way you phrase things sometimes, but when you’re right.”

Emma looked at him blankly. “I am?”

Alec shrugged. “Sometimes. I know you mean well, but sometimes the way you describe things and talk about people… I don’t think you like my family very much.”

“Well, I don’t think my opinion matters very much there. I mean, I think they’re fine. They don’t dress or act like particularly respectable or responsible people on the surface, more like teenagers or something.”

“Like that, Emma, that’s harsh,” Alec muttered.

Emma ignored him. “Once you get past the surface, though, you see that they are both respectable and responsible. Your mother holds down a prestigious job that is difficult for anyone to reach, let alone a woman in a man’s world or a handicapped one. That’s incredible. Your father only taught high school, but he was a highly respected teacher in his field, and I heard a lot of the students talk well of him. When they weren’t talking about the potential mafia links and other stupid nonsense. Anyway. Their style and such might be very much not my thing, but it seems to make them happy and doesn’t impede them in any way, and it’s not the most important thing. The important thing is, however childish I might think they look, they act like adult parents who love their kids more than anything and are properly taking care of said kids. It’s not just words with them. They actually do stuff to take care of you and show you they love you, don’t they? My mother always said a person could wear literal garbage, and as long as they are doing their best to look after the ones they love, then they are the most beautiful people on the planet. My dad is more succinct. He just says, ‘actions loud, words quiet.’”

Alec didn’t say anything in response. He watched the tiles pass underfoot as they walk, lightly squeezing Emma’s hand.

Emma smiled and squeezed his hand. “Let’s go get a pretzel, okay? And talk about something other than families.”

“Deal,” Alec agreed with a smile.

Afterward, Emma and Alec visited one of the shops, and Emma picked out a new shirt for him and he picked out (with her help) a scarf for her. It was over a couple of hours before Emma dropped Alec off in front of his house once more.
 
At home, Dark talked with Daizi about his concerns regarding Emma's opinions on how Alec dressed, making sure they were on the same page, and then sat back to wait. It wouldn't be right, they knew, to hound Alec with their concerns as soon as he came home, and they did still want to know if he had a nice time, but Daizi had told him she'd never keep her concerns quiet, and she was sticking to that.
 
"Pretty good," Alec said, setting aside the bag with his new shirt. He took off his jacket and tossed it on the bag before walking in to find them. He went straight to Dark and leaned in to hug him tightly.
 
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