"Alright, so, I already told your landlord all of this, but I took a look at it, and I even had a buddy of mine who is only a plumber--best in the buisness, I'll tell you, wears his pants too low and everything. A consumate professional. I had him double check. There's this pipe section that is so old and rotted out... I mean, frankly, you're lucky it didn't burst sooner and severe-er. It's gonna take at least a week to fix it all up."