Victor listened to Hazel and Alex talk, wondering what a 'freshmen' was before Hazel asked her question. He sat forward, eager to answer. "You do know we exist in a way. Evidence of our visits are told through your stories and history. Your ancestors just may not have fully understood what and who we were. Take your account of Arthur Pendragon and the Olympians for example. You've seen us and known us for a very long time. We were just...misunderstood."
"I am glad uther is dead. He really was very anti-magic." James looked around at the mostly clear plates. "I shall start making dessert."
Alex chuckled. "Uther isn't the only person in human history to be anti-magic..." She paused for a second and a slightly mortified look passed over her face. "Wait a minute... all the eh, witch burnings that took place in the middle ages... those weren't Otherworlders, were they?"
"Mostly no, many non witches were burned, but wendalyn the weird got burned a few dozen times, so the ratio is quite offset."
"And she was called 'the Weird' because she enjoyed the feeling of getting her skin singed off or is there more to that story?"
"Spell made it tickle for her. Actual witches are pretty hard to kill."
"Well, then I guess it's a good thing I wasn't planning on killing any witches anytime soon," Alex joked.
"I am actually making a mystical lexicon that includes how to kill them. You all should read it. Stabbing a werewolf with a golden runic spear is a surefire way to die early on. That actually brings me to my next point nicely." He said, walking into the kitchen and speaking louder. "While your forge weapon may be a lot, one cannot rely on them alone, so we will be teaching you all a form of melee combat as well as some archery or throwing knife training. One of us should also know their medicines and victor has agreed to manage that." The sound of sudden fire and crackling.
Alex nodded. "Sounds good to me, I need to learn how to use Coraxe anyway..." She looked down at the sheathed dagger on her belt. "I mean, what's the use of a sentient knife if you can't even stab anything with it, right?" she said with a grin.
"Just how long are we planning on training?" asked Eyrth.
"As long as we can," Victor said, "Lady, James and myself have left a few traps and there are a few strongholds that have kept the Shadows from expanding, but there's no telling how long those will hold out. They could fall any day. That being said, James and Lady wouldn't simply throw you into battle."
"Well... How long do you expect us to have as an estimate? If we are so short on time we should be starting now."
Alex held up a hand. "Hold up. I do hope by now you mean
after dessert." She looked curiously in the direction of the kitchen, where James had disappeared to. "I mean, we can't forge weapons without sugar in out bloodstreams, right?"
Victor chuckled at Alex as Emee ran around Eryth's shoulder, obviously still fueled by Shurlock Tea and excited over the prospect of dessert. "I think we have some time, but even I can't say for certain," Victor answered, still laughing a bit.
More sounds of cooking and a shout came from the kitchen. "I need a watermelon and a cantaloupe fast! there is a cantaloupe in my room if we do not have any in the pantry!"
Victor gave the kitchen door a concerned look as James called from within. He had a sneaking suspicion a mess was being made. At least the old swords man cleaned up after most of them. "Emee?"
The jittery house sprite perched on Eryth's head froze at the sound of his name and his wild eyes fixed on Victor. "Mind getting the cantelope from James' room, please? I'll give you some of my dessert."
Emee's nose twitched as he considered the proposal and then he leapt from Eryth's head, turning invisible, and skittered down the hall.
The only evidence he was going down the hall came from the exuberant squeaks. "Dessert! Cant-lope! Ery!" A few moments later, a loud crash was heard from the end of the corridor. Emee appeared back in the hallway rolling the tan colored melon with his forepaws over the stone floor.
James looked over at victor and put a non-pan-holding finger to his mouth and went back to shaking it. He then started mincing the watermelon with his offhand and head nodded for victor to head into the ice room. "You guys got any allergies?"
"Just Aspratame, but I don't think you have any of that here."
Victor shook his head at James' chromed face peeking through the doorway to the kitchen. He was a solider at heart and maintained the attitude when it came to food. "I'll eat just about anything."
James repeated the nod as he started to place the watermelon slices in containers (no reveals

) and whispered to victor. "PSSST. Get the tub."
Emee rolled the cantelope into the doorway and bumped the melon against the heel of James' boot. "Cant-lope! Dessert!"
"Emee, white bucket in cold room. Grab it by the handle and bring it to me please." James picked up the cantelope and started working with it aswell.
"Treat?" the house sprite mewed back with his eyes trained eagerly on James
"Ill bump up the portion of victors to your own separate all for yourself."
Emee ran up James leg and over his shoulder purring happily before bouncing off and disappearing altogether. There was a crash from the cold-closet to James' right and the door gave a violent shudder in its hinges as if something had hit it with a fair amount of force. Emee appeared on the other side of the door, though it had never opened, with bucket in paw. "Dessert!"
James took the pale and politely shooed them out before splashing noises and a semi-loud "Dammit." more splashing and the sound of glasses chinking. Some thuds later he came out with 5 hot fudge sundaes topped with cut strawberries containing
pomone powder. "Fudge is made here, from scratch, so enjoy it. I will return with our drinks." He came back with 5 watermelon and cantaloupe (and honey) slushies, one glass with a wider top he placed next to Victors. "Enjoy."
The soldier grinned as he picked up a spoon. He had never had treats quite like the ones from the human world. Lady had brought him back chocolate bars and some kind of tasty pastry called a do-knot. Or had she called it a do-nut? He dug into the treat and his eyes grew wide as he put the spoon to his tongue. Cold, and fruity.
Delicious. He would have to remember these ice cream Sunday's for when he got to visit Hazel in the human world.
Emee scurried to the bowl next to Victor's and looked to him questioningly.
"I think that one is for you," Victor chuckled to the house sprite.
The furry creature eeped a sound of delight and dove his paws into the cold cream picking up a quickly melting handful before slurping it down.
"Well, that isn't very exotic." Eryth said, quickly realising how he sounded. "Not that I'm complaining, it looks great, thank you James."