Revya
Drifting. Drifting. Endlessly drifting. The hell. Wasn't she supposed to be dead? Well. Maybe she assumed it would just happen? Kinda destroyed everything. Heh. Yeah. That was funny. But. Uh. Drifting. Not cool yo. She's been drifting forever! ... Okay, ten minutes tops. Still. No light, no air, just kinda... bleh.
Oh. Hey. Light. ... That was pretty blinding, put a warning sign on it! God damn sun. ... Maybe she'd destroy it. Uh... where was she? Revya looked around. ... Hey, it was kinda windy. Sun. Definitely outside. And... that looked like a cloud? Yup. Definitely a cloud. The floor was.... Uh. Not there. Revya continued to look down. ... Wow, that was pretty tiny.
"Oh."
Yup. She was in the sky. And falling. Really fast.
"Oh. Oh. OOOOHHHH. ... I don't get it." Pondering her current predicament, the woman crossed her arms and frowned. She wasn't particularly worried about falling. She was more preoccupied wondering how she got there in the first place. ... Hmm. Nothing came to mind. Maybe Ashur was playing some sort of trick? Where was that fuck, anyways? She went and destroyed his little universe, so he should of at least showed up right? Ugh. Fine. Whatever. Okay. She couldn't do this alone. She needed advice.
"... What do you think Gig?" ... Oh yeah. She ate him.
"Heh. Good times." Huh. Well. Uh.... Well the ground was getting pretty close. Maybe she should solve that problem first? ... Yeah. Sure. Uh... How to survive falling a very large drop?
... Should she try rolling?
Yeah. Let's do that.
... Okay, no. That wasn't going to work. Ground. Impact. Splat. ... Now she was getting a bit worried. ... Hey, were those people? Maybe if she tried to use one of them as a landing cushion... She could at least bring someone with her?
Aahaha. That would be pretty hilarious. Maybe she should do an elbow drop?
"Aaaaaannnnnnd in the right corner, coming in at 300 miles per hour..."
Oh. Shit. Impending ground. Impending death. No time for jokes. ... Oh. DUH. She could just fly. Hah. Why didn't she think of that earlier!??
"Oh hey Revya. You seem to be falling there. Ever think of flying away? Huh. No, not really. Seemed pretty lame to me. I mean, why pick the most obvious, easiest, and simple soluti-"
Revya then proceeded to do a faceplant into the ground at three hundred miles per hour. Yup. Definite goner. No way anyone could survive that. Pretty good Revya. You almost beat your previous record in the last Murder Tale. Ahaahha.
"Ow ow ow ow..."
Oh shit, you're alive. Forget I said anything.
As the dust cleared, Revya stood up and patted herself down.
She looked... well, perfectly healthy.
"I hink I bii my hongue."
Except she bit her tongue.
@Anyone who cares about seeing a dust explosion cause by a girl falling from the sky