Main Event The Ultimate Game

[Chris Lang]

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Mari - Jun 7, 2015

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Ezio had walked up to the Umbran Witch and the Old Man. His mind was spinning from the wonders he had seen, but it was not the first time he had seen things that were not from his time. He was more focused on the beautiful woman in front of him than anything else.

"Signora. That... ability. What was that? Can it be taught?"

Bayonetta smiled. "Well, my dear, I am a woman of multiple abilities, humbly speaking. What is it that you're asking about specifically?"

And, as Desmond came back down from his climb, she couldn't help but talk to him. "Missed me, Desmond?", she said jokingly. "And, allow me to make a wager on what you saw. A lot of destruction, a seemingly abandoned city, and nothing remarkable. Is that about right?", she asked.

"If I'm correct, you owe me a drink at the fanciest restaurant still standing in this town."

 

[Chris Lang]

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Bomb - Jun 7, 2015

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"Hidden game level," Naoya cocked an eyebrow at her words before sighing, "Don't tell me, you're one of those special kinds of crazy, aren't you?"

"I'm not crazy~~ it could be, with all the rocks here." Plutia said. "What do you think we're here though?"

 

[Chris Lang]

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Gummi Bunnies - Jun 7, 2015

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The dining area was... well, there. Not much to say about it. There was an old, busted dining table, as well as some chairs that were toppled over. In the kitchen not too far from there, there would be an old fridge, as well as the expected sink with rust all over it, and some drawers full of rusted, dull silverware. In one cabinet, you swear you saw a jar with a human hand in it. The fridge was sadly lacking of anything edible as well. Unless you considered old, coconut yogurt well past its expiration date, and rotting pineapples to be edible, anyway. Boo boo.

Red only gave an expression on his face that looked like he was sighing. Well, there goes that. At least he still had food for his Pokemon, but it made him wonder if he would find anything for himself to eat.

All the while Lapis was going to have some bathroom adventures with two other girls.​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Ringmaster - Jun 7, 2015

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"Does live bait count?"


Archer muttered, in a tone small and quiet enough so that only Riley would hear him as he crossed his arms and sighed.

"An entertainer. Pop singer. Beyond that, I've no idea."​

 

[Chris Lang]

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OrlandoBloomers - Jun 7, 2015

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"Yeah! I'm not really used to this kind of motivational and comforting speeches but we'll get through this, dude and you'll get home and see your sister again. I'm sure of it. But first everyone's gotta chill and keep their cool. I know with what you got on your mind that might be had, but just stick with Max and me and you'll be just fine, Jon. " Chloe assured while giving a brief look over her shoulder at Max and muttering in a hushed tone so Vader didn't hear and force choke her or something. "He has a touching moment with his son before he dies?"

"Damn, Chloe! Shots fired. Don't let him hear you say that."

Badass as she was, Max did not envision a fight between her best friend and Darth fucking Vader going too well.

"Does Cosmo really come off as one to take thingks as challenge? Cosmo allows thought he was a "laid back" dog. If it make Comrade Max feel better, even if Max did a Internal Monologue, Cosmo would hear it. Cosmo not only talks, but can read minds, too. Cosmo is telepath."


Cosmo would then sniff the air, before his tail began to wag. He would give the girls a relaxed smile.



"Does anyone else smell jerky?"

Max could practically feel her initial nervousness at talking to a Russian canine who could speak evaporate after that. The little guy was actually cute! And as an animal-lover, it was hard for even Max to be nervous or awkward around a friendly dog.

"I don't, but can I just say you're hella adorable?"​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Mari - Jun 7, 2015

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"Coalition?.. What? Nah, man, I dun' even know how I got here." She began to tilt her head at the scary looking man, but she's seen niqqas way scurrier and buff, so it didn't bother her as much. "I was supposed to be at a concert, but for some reason I got stuck here. Though, things look hella off. Wanna explain what's goin' on?"

She shuddered a bit, feeling someone or something thinking about her. Dang, these stalkers are fo' real, mang.

Bayonetta found this person quite curious in her self description and her location. If she wasn't aware of the coalition...

"Perhaps, my dear, if you aren't a part of our group, maybe it would be best if you sought safety?", she suggested. "I may not be the absolute expert, but one might run into some trouble in these parts if one isn't careful. We could help, but we're not exactly what you would call babysitters."

She smiled and winked at Frank.

 

[Chris Lang]

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C.T. - Jun 7, 2015

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I've made a terrible mistake.

That thought raced through his head on repeat as he just stared blankly at Travis.

"You...you can't even drive stick without crashing? Holy shit. If I could facepalm my actual face right now...I mean jesus christ! Even Caboose can drive stick!"

 

[Chris Lang]

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Bomb - Jun 7, 2015

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A bit surprised by the pouncing, Pikachu happens to electrocute Gnar by accident.

"Gnar...." Gnar said as he was fried, its fur sticking out. Gnar shook it all out.

Gnar just took the poffin offered by Abel and nommed on it.

 

[Chris Lang]

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Thuro 116 Pendragon - Jun 7, 2015

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Riley tapped something on his Pip-Boy, changing his armor from Armored Vault 101 Jumpsuit, to T45-D Power armor. "Who's Nicki Minaj?" He asked.

"The least talented singer this side of Miley Cyrus." Desmond shuddered. "It's said she killed an entire family with her twerking once.

Bayonetta smiled. "Well, my dear, I am a woman of multiple abilities, humbly speaking. What is it that you're asking about specifically?"

And, as Desmond came back down from his climb, she couldn't help but talk to him. "Missed me, Desmond?", she said jokingly. "And, allow me to make a wager on what you saw. A lot of destruction, a seemingly abandoned city, and nothing remarkable. Is that about right?", she asked.

"If I'm correct, you owe me a drink at the fanciest restaurant still standing in this town."

@Thuro Pendragon @BarrenThin

"Flying like an angel piacevole. Soaring above mortal men. I've only met one man who could do that, and he never perfected it, much to dismay."




"You hit it on the head Bayonetta. Lot's and lot's of broken down junk and lunatics running around showing off."

When he heard the rest of her sentence he put his hands up in a mock defensive gesture.

"Whoah. I don't remember that."​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Khan of the Mardu - Jun 7, 2015

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"I'm not crazy~~ it could be, with all the rocks here." Plutia said. "What do you think we're here though?"

Naoya sighed as he realized he needed to explain again, "Murder Game, run by some sort of demon lord, we need to survive. The demon lord's name is apparently Akibahara and he's using these events to gather power. A group that my brother and I are a part of called the Coalition is actively opposing so we were sent here. I... really don't know why you are here besides being chosen at random by the demon lord."​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Ziogen - Jun 7, 2015

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"Ugh, really? Are you serious?" Shiki asked scornfully to Revya, who seemed to quite quickly make herself comfortable, "We are in the middle of... Woman, you're crazy. Really crazy," He murmured, looking through the empty drawers and whatnot while Revya seemed to try to go to sleep.

Revya
She scoffed. "Middle of what? There's gotta be thousands of these buildings. You gonna look in every one and hope whoever ransacked the place beforehand left something behind?" Mhm, comfy dusty bed. Better not sneeze, or she might wipe out a Solar System. "Besides, I'm more of a... leader. Yeah, leader. You guys can do the grunt-work. I'm just gonna... Sleep..." SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

 

[Chris Lang]

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BarrenThin - Jun 7, 2015

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Bayonetta found this person quite curious in her self description and her location. If she wasn't aware of the coalition...

"Perhaps, my dear, if you aren't a part of our group, maybe it would be best if you sought safety?", she suggested. "I may not be the absolute expert, but one might run into some trouble in these parts if one isn't careful. We could help, but we're not exactly what you would call babysitters."

She smiled and winked at Frank.

@Proxymoron @BarrenThin @thuro pendraon

Frank gave the woman a quiet look. "I need to tell you..." the old man paused. "... Nevermind." He trusted the woman, but... it didn't really change anything. His attention swung back to Nicki.​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Ver - Jun 7, 2015

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The keyblade master nodded at Shiki's words, actually glad she wouldn't have to magically construct a structure for the group. If at all possible, she wanted to conserver her magic. If she exhausted herself, she wouldn't be able to use it in emergencies--which were the really important times to use her magic. One they entered the run-down apartment, Aqua glanced around with the others. "It's in rough shape, but it might work out," she said, moving along with Shiki to check out the bathroom.

Crusader would head into the bathroom to see if she could maybe find some medication or whatever. She was mostly curious to see if she could find something that could give her a date to find out when they are and not just where.

"... gonna see if the bathroom is an A-okay, in case anybody needs to do their business there," Lapis says as she goes for the bathroom.

Well, it's... really cramped in the bathroom. As to be expected, I suppose. With all these people on one side of the room, some of you can even feel the building go wibbly wobbly a bit. Better be careful.

In any case, you all don't find anything of much notable things either. Except some old shampoo and soap that doesn't smell good anymore, a toilet that would smell better if there was a piece of shit like Ultibahara inside, a sink with rust all over the place, a big hole in the wall that would let you see outside (which also has nothing, by the way), and a mirror so you could look at yourself and reflect upon all the mistakes upon your life because you're a horrible person.

I got a little carried away.​

 

[Chris Lang]

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Khan of the Mardu - Jun 7, 2015

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"Gnar...." Gnar said as he was fried, its fur sticking out. Gnar shook it all out.

Gnar just took the poffin offered by Abel and nommed on it.

Abel smiled at the creature as it ate the poffin, "Is Gnar your name, little one? Do you want to come with me and have more poffins?"

 

[Chris Lang]

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Bomb - Jun 7, 2015

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Naoya sighed as he realized he needed to explain again, "Murder Game, run by some sort of demon lord, we need to survive. The demon lord's name is apparently Akibahara and he's using these events to gather power. A group that my brother and I are a part of called the Coalition is actively opposing so we were sent here. I... really don't know why you are here besides being chosen at random by the demon lord."

"Well I agreed to head to the Coalition, I'm guessing that I didn't hear the full thing... I must have slept~~~ Thanks anyways~~"

 

[Chris Lang]

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Minerva - Jun 7, 2015

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"The least talented singer this side of Miley Cyrus." Desmond shuddered. "It's said she killed an entire family with her twerking once.

Riley shrugged again. "Who's Miley Cyrus? I'm not from this world I don't know who they are." Riley put the Nuka Cola Quantum back into his inventory, and armed himself with his Gauss Rifle. "And now, who's she?" He pointed to Bayonetta.

 

[Chris Lang]

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Bomb - Jun 7, 2015

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Abel smiled at the creature as it ate the poffin, "Is Gnar your name, little one? Do you want to come with me and have more poffins?"

"Ahanga!" Gnar said as he happily accepted the poffins.

 

[Chris Lang]

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Mari - Jun 7, 2015

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"I don't carry cash with me, Honey. Credit card."

Bayonetta found the tune to be catchy, but it was not exactly her type. Or her speed. She tried it but stopped.

"Nicki Minaj, is it?", Bayonetta asked. "Perhaps a slightly slower rhythm, and some instrumental effects possibly, would get this Umbra witch dancing. You have quite the voice, my dear."

 

[Chris Lang]

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CCC Kouhai - Jun 7, 2015

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Frank grimaced. "No, I'm fine without a demonstration. Do you have any practical skills?"

Bayonetta found this person quite curious in her self description and her location. If she wasn't aware of the coalition...

"Perhaps, my dear, if you aren't a part of our group, maybe it would be best if you sought safety?", she suggested. "I may not be the absolute expert, but one might run into some trouble in these parts if one isn't careful. We could help, but we're not exactly what you would call babysitters."

She smiled and winked at Frank.

> practical skills?

> practical

> skills

> PRACTICAL SKILLS

"I was a judge in American Idol..."

It was then that she noticed a glittery pink card in her chest, and she took it out to read.

"Uh... What is this?"

The Pink card read:

❀ Suppa Bass Attak: This ability is produced when Nicki sings her ridiculous lyrics.
However, when she raps, the Suppa Bass Attak is widely ranged. Suppa Bass Attak are kisses that she blows towards her enemies.
❀ Twerk 'n Attak: Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts x10,0000milliontrillionw.e.numberomgaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Let's just say if you're close to her silicon-filled butt, there will be massive earthquakes all over the place.
❀ IQ Termination!: When this ability is used on others, they will be confused for several minutes. If they are hit with this a second time, their bodies will be paralyzed momentarily. Brain cells will be lost, obviously, if her lyrics won't get to them.
[BCOLOR=#7a1d4c]❀ ROMAN:[/BCOLOR] ???

"What if I joined this Coalition? Maybe this could help me improve my relationships with my fans, ya' know?"​

 

[Chris Lang]

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The Blue Burch - Jun 7, 2015

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"Chillax Max! Storm already told him what's up! Sides I doubt the 'Dark Lord' would want to waste his time dealing with some average blue haired punker." Chloe assured her friend after her comment about Vader's ultimate fate in the movies after disposing of the Emperor and getting his life support systems KFC'ed. "Besides, I could totally go all Boba Fett on him if I had to." She joked in a quieter tone as she had no doubts in her mind that if Vader wanted to dispose of her, it'd be a simple force choke and that'd be the end of it. Didn't mean she couldn't talk smack when Vader was out of earshot though!

Then as Max decided to coddle the Russian dog, Chloe rolled her eyes and turned towards Cosmo too. "I wouldn't say he's as adorable as Fish Paste was, but yeah I guess he's up there on the cute animal scale."​