Clancy wandered through the streets casually, looking around calmly. Then he spotted the man. Clearly homeless, dejected, dressed in tattered layers, the fuzzy man slowly inched his way along and slipped into an alleyway. Clancy followed him, easily blending into the night. He watched and waited. The homeless man poked through a few garbage pails for a while then shuffled out and back to the main road. He hurried along, eyes darting nervously as he watched for something. Not for Clancy, of course. Who thinks to watch for a vampire? But he was uneasy as if being hunted by something.
Then the something came. Two young men, perhaps in their mid to late twenties, sauntered up the street, laughing and joking with each other. They were dressed in the usual attire of young men looking for trouble, and nothing about them looked particularly interesting. At least, not to Clancy. He watched the homeless man try to shrink against the side of the building, caught between alleyways with nowhere to hide. The men didn't seem to notice him at first, caught up in their attempts to out-swagger each other. Then they did. Their eyes narrowed, and their mouths took on a cruel tilt as they aimed in the bushy man's direction.
"Well, well, look who's on our turf?" snarled one. "Hey there, Joe. You got the toll for crossing our road?"
"M'Jerry," the man mumbled, frantically shoving his hands into pocket after pocket. He produced a few wrinkled bills and a handful of change, mostly copper. "Here, all gots today."
The closer of the two smacked his hand disdainfully, sending the coins bouncing away. "Ain't good enough, Joe. You can't pay with money, looks like you'll have to pay another way!" There were two soft clicks as the pair opened switchblades.
The man whimpered and huddled down, covering his head with his arms as he babbled incoherently. Clancy watched with a slight smile. Well. This was going to be so much easier than he'd expected! He thought for certain he'd have to grease a few palms before ever hearing so much as a whisper about these people, and yet here they were practically presenting themselves to him. How lovely! His fangs pricked his lip, longing to extend. He waited until the pair advanced on the man and were about to stab him. Then he stepped forward.
"Dear me, what a waste of perfectly good change," he purred.
All three froze and stared at him.
"Move along, hipster!" snarled one of the pair.
"Mmm, no, thank you, I have been looking for you. It would be remiss of me to leave before I have even spoken to you."
"Huh? Rem... You wanted to talk to us?" one said, bewildered. "Are you a cop? You gotta say if you are! So are you?"
"A common misconception," Clancy said with a shrug. "Of course police officers do not have to proclaim themselves unless they are making an arrest. Otherwise, undercover work would get rather tricky. I, however, am not an officer of the law. I am merely rather annoyed by your infantile posturing and... hungry."
"Huh?" was the repeated chorus.
Clancy rolled his eyes. "Why do I bother?" He walked forward and stepped over the homeless man as the pair stepped back and got into a defensive position. The vampire grabbed the near man's weapon hand and twisted as he gripped. Bones snapped and powdered under his fingers as the high-pitched scream tore through the night air. Clancy used that arm to jerk the man forward, paralyzed by shock and pain. Fangs tore recklessly at his throat, opening the artery. He drank two deep gulps and felt something sting his side. How annoying.
He let the first body drop and turned to face the other man. "I liked this shirt!" he hissed.
The man's eyes were nothing but whites as he stared, and a pungent, acidic smell announced to the nose that he'd wet himself. He held up his blade in a shaking hand as Clancy advanced. He, too, was no trouble for the vampire, and the two bodies lay where he dropped them. Clancy produced a handkerchief and dabbed his mouth politely, wiping away all traces in a moment. He dropped the cloth on top of the dead bodies and turned toward the homeless man, who sat shaking in fear.
Clancy studied the man for a moment. He could not let a witness wander around, but who would believe him? Not to mention, he was full, and he found killing without true need distasteful and wasteful. He reached into his pocket and carefully counted out one hundred dollars in fives and twenties. "Here," he said, dropping the money into the man's lap. "Clean yourself up, and speak to no one about this. If you do..." He smiled, displaying red-stained teeth. "I like a good hunt. Now off you go."
The homeless man nodded and scrambled away, muttering fearfully to himself. Clancy stretched and took a deep breath of the night air before walking away. That had been invigorating!
Sometime later, the vampire found Kitty on the bench. "Hello," he said calmly. "What are you doing here? On a bench, alone, in the dark."