The worst genie ever

Granted, I am now, and your life will be a living Hell.

I wish Heaven would fall.
 
Granted. Heaven falls for a Woman named Ariana Grande.

I wish I wasn't built to care for humans.
 
Granted. You know care for everything EXCEPT humans.

I wish angels were dead.
 
Granted, The angels have been slaughtered
but are roaming hell with god by their side to avenge them as they walk as the living dead.

I wish I had eaten breakfast with the creator
 
Granted. It consisted of blueberry rat guts !!

I wish I can eat chocolate whenever I want
 
Granted, but all of them leave right as you hit 1k

I wish Marron and I could be friends.
 
Granted but Marron beats the hell out of you with a paddle anytime you say "I," and "But" in any sentence

I wish I was a Pika.
 
i-
Granted. You get to be Pika for 5 minutes then you go back to normal

I wish I could finally meet my boyfriend that lives far away from me :/
 
granted but he is actually 50 years old when you finally see him.

I wish I had enough cash to get myself nikes.
 
That scares me :/

Granted. Once you pay the people they realize it's dirty money and call the cops on you.

I wish that I was a better writer
 
Granted, but you can't buy nikes with the cash, only a handful of caterpillars.

I wish I was scary.
 
Granted. Everyone hates you and is scared of you causing you to lose the friends you had and be unable to make new ones.

I wish to be famous. I want to be KNOWN!
 
Granted, you are known for being the world's ugliest man/woman

I wish I could do math good
 
Granted, you do such great math in counting human deaths.

I wish there was a way to reverse a curse
 
((LMAOOOO))

You're purple, but also a grape.

I WISH I WAS NOT BURIED ALIVE!!
 
GRANTED YOUR NOT BURIED ALIVE! BUT INSTEAD YOUR NOW IN A PIT OF LAVA! :D

I wish i was the best grape
 
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