Avery
Tipple-Tossing Tatterdemalion
That Oliver would choose a servant's finger over an heirloom ring was endearing. Edmund would have appreciated that sentiment more if the situation that had prompted it wasn't persisting and beginning to shift the mood into something palpably awkward. It was concerning. Part of him worried that Oliver wasn't going to let this drop, even if they couldn't find a reasonable means to solve it. "We can tend to this later, after a few more rounds, no?" Edmund suggested weakly as Oliver left for the private lavatory. Upon seeing what he returned with, Edmund hid his hand behind his back.
"Fuck no!" He quickly dissented. "Yes, it will eventually get the ring from my finger." he conceded, "But there isn't anything for me to wash it off with. All the water on board is for drinking or food preparation, and the chef that runs the galley is an absolute atavistic tyrant. I told you as much last time." The thought of having a greasy finger, or potentially entire hand, for the rest of the afternoon and evening was reason enough to argue
"Just-" Edmund's mind raced for an alternative. Tea, blood, sweat, spit- "Just look away for a second." The last thing he needed was for Oliver to watch him suck his finger off, and it was a long-shot on top of being lewd and revolting. There wasn't guarantee that spit could slick between the ring and skin, but there was a chance condensation could build there and act similarly. Fate could be so cruel.
"Fuck no!" He quickly dissented. "Yes, it will eventually get the ring from my finger." he conceded, "But there isn't anything for me to wash it off with. All the water on board is for drinking or food preparation, and the chef that runs the galley is an absolute atavistic tyrant. I told you as much last time." The thought of having a greasy finger, or potentially entire hand, for the rest of the afternoon and evening was reason enough to argue
"Just-" Edmund's mind raced for an alternative. Tea, blood, sweat, spit- "Just look away for a second." The last thing he needed was for Oliver to watch him suck his finger off, and it was a long-shot on top of being lewd and revolting. There wasn't guarantee that spit could slick between the ring and skin, but there was a chance condensation could build there and act similarly. Fate could be so cruel.