Would You Rather?

See the future, so I can't make mistakes.

Would you rather be slowly licked to death by goats, or be slowly eaten to death by little bugs?
 
goats, feel like that would be a bit faster.

would you rather be placed on a giant spike and slowly impaled, or have a rat trapped in a cage on your torso, and the only way out is for it to claw through your torso? (has that already been asked?)
 
nope and slowly impaled. Never specified where I was being impaled. So slowness of death can be canceled if i just bashed my head into it.

Would you rather stay 3 hours with the "Savanna" or 3 hours with me while im drunk asf.
 
def you, fk the savanna. that would be torture itself (no offense, but still)

would you rather be trapped in a cheesy hallmark movie or a soap opera with awful acting?
 
soap opera. because then I could backhand the singer and claim it was an "Accident" in shitty vocals called voice cracks. and it be alright.

WOuld you raThEr- have me poke Chloe, or... have me steal her chair using my sexy high heeled boots?
 
Steal the chair.

Would you rather be a dumb freshman or a depressed junior
 
well, already depressed, so just one year ahead wouldn't be such a change

would you rather be a drama major or a physics major?
 
Be in speech or be in science bowl?
You are treading on dangerous questions there for all us introverts there my friend-
Science. to find a way to make freshmen less of a nuisance.

Be assaulted by Mearceci 9 times or be assaulted by corpse husband 9 times
 
oooh, corpse, go out by that man, oOooOOoh

would you rather have to go through one of Jigsaw's puzzles, or be hunted down by Leatherface?
 
COD, I used to play it all the time.

Pokken Tournement or Smash
 
Smash specifically supersmash bros ultimate because one I have all the DLC and it is fun anyways trying not to flex.
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Would you rather have a pet egg or a pet pinecone
 
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