"Of course he's not!" Tom agreed readily. "It's one of the stupidest things I've heard, and I've heard some pretty stupid stuff. Wait." He paused with a frown and looked at Alec. "Aren't you? Gay, I mean, not homophobic."
"I don't think that any of your business," Alec said cooly as he cleaned up the table. "Unless you're asking me out, in which case, I'm flattered, but I think we're better off as friends."
"Ouch. Harsh, but fair," Tom said, accepting the barb. "Anyway, some think that Xander either has been hiding his sexuality - that's not me speculating, that's just the rumor - and some say the other two were, but both sides can agree on one thing." He paused dramatically. "Xander has a secret boyfriend or girlfriend hidden away, and he may or may not be using abusive tactics to keep it hidden. Or some of the girls think it's a whole 'taming the beast' kind of thing and this person is the only one he's nice to outside of his brother since he has literally no friends outside of the ones that came with Alec. Sorry, Alec."
Alec let his head drop so his forehead landed on the table with a thump.
"That's a nice, ripe pile of trollop," Peter drawled.
Tom held up his hands. "Just repeating to the people who are involved so they don't find out another way."