"I tell him the fact he has been debating this for so long can only mean two things: he wants someone to talk him out of it, or he wants someone to talk him into it. And if he wants someone to talk him out of it, he clearly does not actually want a goat. If he wants someone to talk him into it, it either means he does not want to have the goat, or he is scared of the responsibility, so what he really needs to decide which it is." Dark replied simply, "And every time I tell him this, he hits me and tells me I do not always need to speak like a King Soloman 'want-to-be.'"