"Yeah. Way more." Matt agreed, looking again at his ex-boyfriend, who was busy fixing his sleeves and redoing his cufflinks, "...How many more?"
"As many as I always said I wanted." Dark replied, adjusting Ivy, who was herself getting sleepy but was more than content to snuggle up against her Baba's chest.
"So you're just..." Matt waved one hand over his own torso.
"Yes."
"No!"
"Yes."
"So---" Matt waved one hand in disbelief, "You walk around, a forty-year-old man--"
Dark's eyebrows furrowed slightly, "I am thirty-nine."
"A thirty-nine-year-old man," Matt corrected himself dryly and then got back to his point, "Completely covered in tattoos, dressed like that, as a former-teacher, pushing around a toddler in a stroller."
"To be fair the stroller is also black. The canopy is shaped like bat wings."
"How did..." Matt stared at Dark, equally baffled and impressed, "What happened to you? I mean---how did you go from who you were to... being a father of three with a baby sleeping on you?"
"I could ask you a nearly identical question," Dark pointed out, unbothered by his shock, glancing around the room, "You are only missing a Live, Laugh, Love sign."