"And, hey, if you hate it, you could always lend it to me," EJ winked.
"That's tacky," JC said soberly.
EJ scowled at his little sister. "You don't even know what that word means."
"Sure do! It means giving someone else a present to yourself," she sniffed.
Mrs. Mooney tried to rally with, "Large shirts make the best sleepweat, in my opinion, but how about we let Norville go next. Norville?" She gave his arm a little shake.
"Hmph, don't wanna sausage," he snorted as he woke with a start.