Daizi made a face, laughing in a surprised, horrified, and amused way, "Oh, god, Dark would be horrible pregnant!"
"No I would not be," Dark protested, turning to look at her.
"Goose," She grinned, bouncing slightly in her seat, "Your nesting was intense when I was pregnant. If you were pregnant, you'd scrub our black stones white. And you would have absolutely no control over your emotions, your hormones would wreck your mental health."
"I---" He attempted to think of a valid rebuttal to that, but instead in a weak voice and an adorable smirk said, "no"
"And god forbid the doctor try to put you on bedrest, when you received your instructions about how your exercise regime had to change, your head would pop open, you'd spend the nine months bemoaning the loss of your abs and muscle mass." Daizi leaned closer towards him, knowing she had his number.
"You are going to upset Xander," Dark said slowly, looking only at his wife.
With a nod towards to her son, Daizi replied in a similar tone to Dark, "Xander brought it up. He did it to himself."
For a few very brief seconds they sat grinning, gripping each other's hand over the table as if they were two words away from arm wrestling to settle things, while Dark attempted to think of a good response to that. Thankfully, Ivy saved him by squeaking Ivy, and he pointed at her, "Yes, my darling, kind Ivy-Qadira, Baba did have announcement."
"Using my baby against me..."
"Our baby."
"Not fair."
"Perfectly fair." He looked at Alec, "It is good news. Or neutral, depending on your perspective. But good, I think."